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June 21, 2009

Where's Jesus?

Jesus is on a Polish dumpling.

Jesus is on a sheet of 22 gauge sheet metal.

Jesus is condensing on the window af a truck.

Jesus Is In Every Picture In This Game. Can You Find Him?

Jesus is in an icicle and looks really cool.

Jesus is on the mantle and the cat found him!

Jesus is on an Easter egg.

Jesus is on a pancake.

Jesus is on a person's hairline.

Jesus is on sheetrock in Alabama.

Jesus in the bowl of a spoon.

Jesus is on an X-Box 360 package.

Jesus is in a cloud above Sydney, Australia.

Jesus is in a Cheeto.

Jesus is on a Samsung Flash memory chip.

Jesus is on a dog's butt.

Jesus is on a potato chip.

Jesus is on a hot chocolate stain.

Jesus is in a stain on a factory floor. See the rest of the post...

June 12, 2009

Star Wars Stormtroopers In Odd Photos

Enjoy this collection of Star Wars Stormtrooper images when they are looking less like soldiers and more like... idiots?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Floating on the Death Star!
Is that guy in back bent in two or what?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
What's with the stupid orange shoulder pad?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Stormtrooper in despair.


Rolling a stuffed monkey around in a stroller. Whatever Darth wants, OK.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Groovy.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Low-budget rent-a-troopers.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
FREEZE! You're surrounded.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Is he splattered with... something?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Going into Sony. Modeling for a game?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
On vacation in Florida.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Girl, look what I bought!

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Guarding the Death VW's.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
What's with the funny wave, dude?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
There's a trend to sexy Stormtroopers.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Alive and... well?

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
Told you there's a trend.

Stormtroopers from Star Wars have become one of the most iconic of science fiction images. Enjoy these pix of people turning these intergalactic soldier's image on it's ear
When you gotta go you gotta go.
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June 10, 2009

5,000 Page Book Of Wikipedia Information. A Book This Heavy Is Still An Information Lightweight!

Artist Rob Matthews created this Wikipedia encyclopedia made of 5,000 pages of information in ONE BOOK! A funny and slanted look at the business of collecting information. The website says that the book seeks to question the use of Wikipedia as a source of information. Seems to me that it confirms the use of the Internet to access huge amounts of information. Especially since the book contains but a sliver of the almost 3 million articles on Wikipedia.

5,000 Page Hardcover Book Representing The Information On Wikipedia


5,000 Page Hardcover Book Representing The Information On Wikipedia

Rob Matthews
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June 7, 2009

Dan Lacey, Painter Of Pancakes, Creates Susan Boyle Collection!

Dan Lacey is known as the Painter of Pancakes for his offbeat art featuring famous folks, many times wearing a pancake or three on top of their heads. Lately he has focused his brush on one of the hottest new celebs to hit the tabloids, singing sensation Susan Boyle. Robot Nine loves it and hopes that you too enjoy this gallery of Boyle works.

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Now that's a happy Susan Boyle. Unlike the Robot Nine readers who we first introduced Dan Lacey to. We featured several posts of "bad art" and many featured President Barack Obama. This caused us at Robot Nine to receive our first hate mail, which made us very happy.
We felt that maybe we had finally made it!

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
She does have talent.
A lot of the mail was in the comments section and was along the lines of something like... You stupid twit, who are you to ******* judge art. You are a real D-Bag.
We at Robot Nine presume D-Bag to mean a bag of delight, or diamonds perhaps.

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Unfortunatley we have adjusted the comments back to the old system which seems easier to use and all of the old nasty comments were lost. Yes, we are as sad as you are.

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Here's Dan painting at his finest in his genre, the pancake portrait. When we say bad we mean bad in the context of accepted norms. Funny; paint a pancake on a head and some (like us) say it's bad, but when Magritte paints an apple on a head it's freaking genius. (Some comments said we needed an art eduaction. We would challenge these same folks to a test on art history at any time, and we would clobber them.) By the way, after all the nasty notes stopped Dan himself wrote to thank us for the coverage. Nana Nana Boo Boo!

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Truth is, the dirty little secret is out. We actually like many of the "bad" paintings, and Robot Nine would say that owning a Lacey might be a smart move. Who knows what the future holds. Several decades ago my Dad told your Dad to buy a Warhol and your Dad said it wasn't bad art but he didn't want a painting of a Brillo Pad box.
Stoop!

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Up close and personal with Susan Boyle.
So anyway, feel free to supply more hate comments or nasty notes at any time. It breaks up the monotony of the accolades and love letters we normally get.

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Check out the link to Dan Lacey at the bottom of the post. He paints a wide assortment of different people and subjects and recieves a lot of media coverage.
Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Keep a stiff upper lip Susan, this is just the beginning of a new autumn of life career.

Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Has Created A Series Of Paintings Of Singing Sensation Susan Boyle
Dan painted Susan with her cat here, though this is not really her cat. Soon after the world became aware that Susan actually did have a cat named Mr. Pebbles who bore an uncanny resemblance to this cat. Coincidence? I think not.


As we were finishing this post Dan e-mailed us a file of his latest painting of Susan Boyle, finished just tonight. Another coincidence?
Mr. Lacey has been featured in tons of media including network news like CBS Sunday Morning and online on VH1's Best Week Ever blog and of course Robot Nine, and on May 31 Dan was the cover story on the New York Times.
How cool is that?



Find out what Dan is up to, where he is being reported on, and link to his art auctions or order a custom piece at his blog Faithmouse.
Also, as many of you are aware, Alan of Robot Nine is soon to start an Around-The-World travel adventure on a bicycle and Dan wrote to say he is creating a painting of Alan on his bike, ready to see the world. This is incredibly exciting for us here, and a great honor!
Even better, Dan is going to auction the art off on eBay and all of the proceeds are going to go toward the traveling expenses.
Thanks Dan, we are waiting patiently and excitedly.
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June 3, 2009

Math Formula Advertising Humor!

We at Robot Nine have lately noticed a trend in signage that includes obscure formulas, perhaps intended as humorous. Check out a few examples below.

Funny Formula Signs
Verizon Communications loved getting this check, I am sure. I want to see how complicated the late fees were when this check was returned!

Funny Formula Signs
In Humble , Texas this sign was hung on a construction site. It is unclear to me if it was a formula or a very unclear company name.
J, q, X squared, R to the first (WTF), I = T cubed large S --> PV
I have no idea!

Funny Formula Signs
On Beltway 8 north of Houston, Texas in the Greenspoint area this large sign tops an office building. SWN has a formula that appears to say...
R to the 4th over A ---> V+
This all adds up to bad advertising to me.

Funny Formula Signs
I do have to admire this one. I am not about to figure out the number for the fun of it. (I could, stop snickering) But it is funny and effective!

If you have any more examples or any funny images, videos, links,
mail them to us
!
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June 2, 2009

Obama Merchandise. Weird, Strange, Bizarre Barack Obama Gear

Now that a few months have gotten by us perhaps it is time to revisit ObamaMania and the incredibly products it spawned!


Nice green 'fro, dude!


He will regret this like a band aid on a painful cut.


Do you still drive it around or have you gone with a Supreme Court Justice theme?


No comment.


Nesting Obamas, the fun never ends.


If heading to Africa eat at the Obama Restaurant.
(No relation to US Pres. Obama!)


Obama sushi.


Obama cleans up the nation, even the hidden creases and cracks!


Obama as Rosie the Riveter. Black man takes woman's job!


O H2O!


Obama sneaks.


Yes We Can footwear.


What the hell, why not one Obama head, why the Medusa collection of heads?




Change you can taste? But is it good? Obama looks real worried here.


The effiminate paper doll Obama.


Cat ladies swung the election!


No Barack, stay in front of us!


Ferrets? OK...


Obama collar? Good thing he won.


Fancy Obama haircut.


In color!
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