Robot Nine's lady readers will love this old ad demonstrating exactly what would happen if the coffee was not fresh. A good spanking was the order of the day. Realize ladies, Robot Nine is an enlightened blog, and this horrid physical abuse is out of line, an antiquated and embarressing notion. When the coffee is stale here I simply give the little lady a stretch in time out!
This one merits a careful read, very careful. The ad starts off by assuring women that any coolness in their relationships is their concern, and not to bother the man with it. I thought from there the ad would suggest a fresh, clean home, cleaned with Lysol, freshening up the marriage, but holy cow, read what they suggest you clean with Lysol! Is this still done?